So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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