I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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