true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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