Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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