After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Do vagina's smell?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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