did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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