Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
