i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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