It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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