thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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