Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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