Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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