Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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