Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
A bitchslap is in order.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
tell me about the eggs
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