i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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