Can i not drive my cunt home
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
