oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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