okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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