Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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