do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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