Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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