I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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