Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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