4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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