did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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