i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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