their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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