i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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