How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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