im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My penis needs a shock collar
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
