help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I'm really busy with my period
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