We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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