you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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