I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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