I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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