4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You can't just leave with hair like that
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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