I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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