Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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