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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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