It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Randomize
