I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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