just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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