idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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