I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize