White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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