I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So. Much. Porn.
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