The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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