If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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