so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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