You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
