is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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