At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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