...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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