and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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