Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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