I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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