White coat. Heels.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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