its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
